CT Creative's Top 10 Christmas Jokes

Our Top 10 Christmas Cracker Jokes

As it’s coming up to that time of year again, we decided that we would have a bit of fun in the office and try to find the best 10 Christmas jokes. Please feel free to either share these with your family and friends as you sit around the table tucking into your Christmas dinner (Apologies in advance for the following jokes, which may contain jokes of a cringeworthy nature).

  1. Q) What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
    A) Tinsilitis!
  2. Q) Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
    A) A mince spy.
  3. Q) Did Rudolph go to school?
    A) No, he was elf-taught!
  4. Q) Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
    A) Because he’s a fungi to be with!
  5. Q) What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
    A) Lost!
  6. Q) What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree with an iPad?
    A) A pineapple
  7. Q) What did Mary Poppins want for Christmas?
    A) Supercalifragilistic­expialisnowshoes
  8. Q) What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A) Ice-Crispies
  9. Q) What do lions sing at Christmas?
    A) Jungle Bells!
  10. Q) What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
    A) Clausterphobic


Leave a comment below with your favourite Christmas jokes, and we’ll retweet the best ones on the CT Creative Twitter account.